Welcome to our Christmas Card page and thanks for stopping by! I’m delighted for this chance to share with you our happy, little art project that has grown over the years to become a fun collection of Keith’s holiday cartoons. It started over two decades ago when we decided to be like the rest of the grown-ups and send Christmas Cards to our friends. Stunned by the high price of cards, we decided to make our own. I came up with an idea and Keith made it funny and sweet. That’s the formula we’ve stuck to for each card ever since. Here is that very first card we sent all those years ago.
This card is special to us for a few different reasons, aside from being our first. It established the idea of making these cards into self-portraits, a theme which continues to this day. Also, by the next year’s card, we moved to color printing, so this card is extra special because it is the only black-and-white image in the set.
A little later in the card designs, we started featuring a slogan, often a play on words. We also tried to find a way to include each recipient’s name on their card to make it a one-of-a-kind creation. You may also think at some point along the way, we started adding The Rat to our cards, but you would be mistaken. The Rat added himself. Here’s a little more about that story.
The Rat is the name of a homely old hand puppet that has entertained our grandchildren for decades. He was a two-bit criminal who lived in a railroad yard in a big city. He traded drugs for cheese on lonely street corners and back alleys to survive. Before he came to live with us, he served time in prison for stabbing a man.
The Rat doesn’t talk except for, “Eeeep, Eeeep!” Anything we know about him is from his voluminous arrest record. His adventures are cautionary tales of bad decisions and bad company. A carryover from this illicit period of his life is his love of fighting, especially boxing. Bouts with The Rat continue with the grandchildren to this day. He often gets the best of them with his unrelenting tickling grip.
Despite Keith’s best efforts to deter him, The Rat started sneaking on to our Christmas cards some years ago. It’s an easy way to separate the old from new cards, as he is absent from many of the older ones, except for the version sent to his buddies at the railroad. Finding The Rat hiding on the new card each year has become a sort of Where’s Waldo for our family. It’s always fun for them to see what mischief he’s up to each year.
• This is the NEW 2023 card •
Here’s a thumbnail image of each card. If you click on one, it will take you to a page where you can read more about that particular card, see an enlarged version, and close-ups of some of the more interesting elements. When you’re done browsing the collection, stop back to play The Rat Game where you can match each rat to the correct card. There’s also a section at the end of this page which reveals the 2022 Christmas card.
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A lot of friends have saved their personalized cards from year to year. They tell us they display their collection on a shelf, a table, or a fireplace mantel during the holidays. I thought I would start doing the same this year. I also thought it would be fun for the family to make a matching game where you try to pair the right card with the right rat. I could only fit eight rats on the sheet, so it looks like I will have to make a couple more versions of the game to include all the other rat cartoons. Cheating is allowed if someone needs to reference the Christmas card. I decided when we play it, the first person to get the most correct answers wins a block of cheese.
WE WELCOME YOUR IDEAS FOR
OUR NEXT CHRISTMAS CARD
We would love to hear from you if you have an idea for our next card. We are always on the look out for something clever or funny or sweet. If you have a flash of insight, please share it with us. If we use it, we will give you an attribution and loads of our gratitude. We would have provided you with a trip to the North Pole, but with the world political climate so unstable, we wouldn’t want to risk putting you in danger. It’s cold there any way.
“Every year, I check my mailbox twice a day as I wait for Keith and Mary’s Christmas card. I’ve saved every one!”
— Santa Claus, sleigh driver
For those curious about Keith's Christmas card creation process, here's a special treat for you. I documented each step as Keith worked his magic on the Deer Dash card. You can witness the transformation below. I am thrilled every day to watch this unfold, and I am so grateful to share it with you. - Mary
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With visions of sugar plums dancing in our heads, we head to a coffee shop with our file folder and any new ideas that have been percolating. Keith knew he wanted to use a Ford Model A in the photo and pitched it hard. The most challenging part was figuring out a theme and what to put in the bed of the truck. Here’s that first sketch Keith drew at our Brainstorming Breakfast.
After sleeping on the conceptual design, we have a few things we need to decide next: (1) what the theme will be, (2) what the caption will say, (3) where the card recipient’s name will be placed, and (4) what The Rat will be doing. I type out the key points of our thought process and we take as many days as needed to get a satisfactory solution for each question. Inevitably, we will change our minds and having all this documented is really helpful in finding our way back after jumping in all those rabbit holes.
Here’s the original sketch with all our marginalia. The backside of the paper is loaded with even more. Most times the concept comes before the drawing, but this time, the Ford Model A idea came first and the theme followed.
Keith chose to start the drawing with the Model A pickup truck. The first step is getting some reference photos of the truck. Lucky he has one in the garage.
Before he can start drawing, Keith has to decide if this will be a horizontal or vertical composition. He played around with both and decided on the vertical composition so there would be space for whatever he sticks in the bed of the truck (e.g., Christmas tree, giant bag of gifts, etc.).
Next, Keith uses his reference materials to sketch out the pick up truck. He actually discarded this drawing because he didn’t think the shape was quite right.
There we go! Keith was pleased with this second drawing and is all warmed up on Model A drawing — whatever that means.
Keith is rendering the truck. He uses mostly Prismacolor colored pencils and is very fussy about the tooth (roughness or smoothness) of the paper so it gives the right textured finish. There’s a little Goldilocks in him. We bought five different papers at Hobby Lobby so he could pick the one that was just right.
I love this part. It’s where that blank sheet of paper really starts coming to life. Keith leaves the tires unfinished deliberately. You’ll see why in a moment.
With the majority of the car completed, Keith backtracks. He uses one of his earlier rough sketches to lay in some perspective lines. Since he has no good reference material for the next drawing challenge, this exercise will help him assure the snow ski under each wheel looks appropriate. Yep, snow skis for Model A’s has been a real thing since the vehicles were introduced almost a century ago.
This is one of several reference photos Keith used to decide how to fit the skis to the car. Rube Goldberg comes to mind.
With the majority of the car completed, Keith backtracks. He uses one of his earlier rough sketches to lay in some perspective lines. Since he has no reference material for the next part, this will help him assure the snow ski under each wheel looks appropriate.
After a little relaxation, Keith is ready to start on the Keith and Mary cartoons. We take photographs of each other in the pose he plans to use. We snap about a dozen photos of each of us. Often for these photos, he forces us to wear a costume so he can get folds and shadows right in the drawing. The worst for me was baggy red long johns for the hippie card. For him, I think he’d say the fairy card. Maybe that’s why we’ve never divorced: we have decades of blackmail photos on each other!
I really love this drawing of Keith. I think I should have it printed on a hoodie! He’ll always be Santa to me.
After his head, Keith draws his body and clothes. You can see why those reference photos are so important.
This is where Keith starts digitally assembling the card. He uploads an image of the truck, his head, and his body. He resizes the images and moves them to fit where he wants them on the card. Keith also adds a background.
With the majority of the car completed, Keith backtracks. He uses one of his earlier rough sketches to lay in some perspective lines. Since he has no reference material for the next part, this will help him assure the snow ski under each wheel looks appropriate.
At last, I’m sitting in the truck also. Not quite a Dairy Queen level milestone, but worthy of some hot chocolate on the patio on an unseasonably warm December day. The thermometer says mid-fifties! Holy Mistletoe!
Phase 3 begins and is mostly a batch of local color pieces. The first he undertakes is a deer holding a sign who will be in the bed of the truck behind the cab. I love this little guy's expression. Adorable.
Next Keith invents a logo for our Deer Dash delivery service giving a polite nod to the logo for Door Dash, the inspiration for our card concept this year.
The Rat is a cartoon Keith made back in his railroad days. It found it’s way on a lot of the art he made for his employers. This imaginary little rodent moved in with us when Keith retired and became a favorite pet of the grandkids, and started bombing our Christmas card. This is what Keith devised for him this year. You can read more about The Rat, a highly mischievous and narcissistic creature, on the Christmas Card page of our website.
Still in Phase 3, I snapped pictures of some of Keith’s sketchbook doodles. Except for The Rat (bottom center), these are all conceptual drawings for the deer Santa is hauling in the bed of the pickup truck.
This is the final iteration of the truck bed deer. I think we could make a card out of this - a take on the” see no evil/hear no evil/speak no evil” monkeys. Ah, I should write that down on our idea list. These little guys are so cute!
Keith uploaded and placed his final drawings of the center deer with the sign, the Deer Dash logo, the mouse and his mailbox. He also fit all the extra deer in the back of the truck, made the struts for the snow skis, added a little blank yellow license plate, and gave me a Rudolph nose. We also suffered over different captions which were funny but too long. We finally came up with one we both liked. Then Keith added the text and deemed the card completed. This point is also my deadline to get all the labels made, stuck on the envelopes, and alphabetized. I also need to have them stamped and the return addresses written on them. But we are still not ready for the printer! I need to make two files of about 100 cards each and enter people’s names on the little yellow license plate on each card. It takes awhile, but I love this part.
We have a few different high-quality printers we use, and always pick the one with the shortest lead time (which can consume up to a week). Lucky us! One of them can turn the cards in one day. I always document the job for them and deliver the files on a thumb drive. It’s the “out to dinner” milestone once the card is delivered to the printer.
Keith has a small group of people for whom he does a remarque of The Rat on the back of their card - mostly railroad friends. A remarque is a personal message or image hand-drawn by the artist. It’s usually drawn in the margins of a print, or sometimes directly on the design itself. This makes each remarque a little original, one-of-a-kind piece of art.
Over breakfast, Keith critiques my different ideas for a hand-written message on the back of the card. I don’t see why we write anything since we put a caption at the bottom, but I defer to him since he is the captain of this project and I am the shipmate. He liked this little poem:
No wrapped gift
don’t make this hard
no fine wine
it’s just the card
Once the cards are all signed, we alphabetize them, just like we did with the envelopes earlier. This makes stuffing and sealing the envelopes go smoothly. Christmas carols are on high volume and we get a second wind with the Post Office on the horizon. At last, we find ourselves on route to deliver our cargo. We order pizza on the way home and sing carols in the car. The cards are DONE. There you go. You should be able to make your own Christmas cards now.