Welcome to our Christmas Card page and thanks for stopping by! I’m delighted for this chance to share with you our happy, little art project that has grown over the years to become a fun collection of Keith’s holiday cartoons. It started over two decades ago when we decided to be like the rest of the grown-ups and send Christmas Cards to our friends. Stunned by the high price of cards, we decided to make our own. I came up with an idea and Keith made it funny and sweet. That’s the formula we’ve stuck to for each card ever since. Here is that very first card we sent all those years ago.

This card is special to us for a few different reasons, aside from being our first. It established the idea of making these cards into self-portraits, a theme which continues to this day. Also, by the next year’s card, we moved to color printing, so this card is extra special because it is the only black-and-white image in the set.

A little later in the card designs, we started featuring a slogan, often a play on words. We also tried to find a way to include each recipient’s name on their card to make it a one-of-a-kind creation. You may also think at some point along the way, we started adding The Rat to our cards, but you would be mistaken. The Rat added himself. Here’s a little more about that story.

The Rat is the name of a homely old hand puppet that has entertained our grandchildren for decades. He was a two-bit criminal who lived in a railroad yard in a big city. He traded drugs for cheese on lonely street corners and back alleys to survive. Before he came to live with us, he served time in prison for stabbing a man.

The Rat doesn’t talk except for, “Eeeep, Eeeep!” Anything we know about him is from his voluminous arrest record. His adventures are cautionary tales of bad decisions and bad company. A carryover from this illicit period of his life is his love of fighting, especially boxing. Bouts with The Rat continue with the grandchildren to this day. He often gets the best of them with his unrelenting tickling grip.

Despite Keith’s best efforts to deter him, The Rat started sneaking on to our Christmas cards some years ago. It’s an easy way to separate the old from new cards, as he is absent from many of the older ones, except for the version sent to his buddies at the railroad. Finding The Rat hiding on the new card each year has become a sort of Where’s Waldo for our family. It’s always fun for them to see what mischief he’s up to each year.

We’re sorry you can’t see The Rat’s face in the drawing, but there are unsavory sorts still looking to settle scores with him. Consequently, he prefers to fly under the radar.

• This is the NEW 2023 card •

 
 

Here’s a thumbnail image of each card. If you click on one, it will take you to a page where you can read more about that particular card, see an enlarged version, and close-ups of some of the more interesting elements. When you’re done browsing the collection, stop back to play The Rat Game where you can match each rat to the correct card. There’s also a section at the end of this page which reveals the 2022 Christmas card.

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OR TO ACCESS THE STORY BEHIND IT.

A lot of friends have saved their personalized cards from year to year. They tell us they display their collection on a shelf, a table, or a fireplace mantel during the holidays. I thought I would start doing the same this year. I also thought it would be fun for the family to make a matching game where you try to pair the right card with the right rat. I could only fit eight rats on the sheet, so it looks like I will have to make a couple more versions of the game to include all the other rat cartoons. Cheating is allowed if someone needs to reference the Christmas card. I decided when we play it, the first person to get the most correct answers wins a block of cheese.

 
 
 

WE WELCOME YOUR IDEAS FOR
OUR NEXT CHRISTMAS CARD

We would love to hear from you if you have an idea for our next card. We are always on the look out for something clever or funny or sweet. If you have a flash of insight, please share it with us. If we use it, we will give you an attribution and loads of our gratitude. We would have provided you with a trip to the North Pole, but with the world political climate so unstable, we wouldn’t want to risk putting you in danger. It’s cold there any way.

 



“Every year, I check my mailbox twice a day as I wait for Keith and Mary’s Christmas card. I’ve saved every one!”

Santa Claus, sleigh driver

For those curious about Keith's Christmas card creation process, here's a special treat for you. I documented each step as Keith worked his magic on the Deer Dash card. You can witness the transformation below. I am thrilled every day to watch this unfold, and I am so grateful to share it with you. - Mary

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THE SUMMARY VERSION