My Head is Spinning

Last night, I did an acrobatic dive into my bed which featured me simultaneously going from vertical to horizontal while executing a 60 degree twist. When my head hit the pillow, it kept spinning. I suspected immediately that I had jumbled those sensitive crystals upon which my sense of balance relies. After a $50 co-pay, I was cleared of other potential causes and sent on my way to dizzy it out - hopefully correcting itself. Although I’m not keen on the dizziness, I have always loved the idea of having cystals in my head. I feel so magical!