Cognitive Incline: A Self-portrait

COGNITIVE INCLINE: A SELF-PORTRAIT • Mary

marker on paper

The artist’s provocative Incline Theory has shaken the pillars of global geriatric care. The theory maintains as you lose your youth, you also lose your hair and your fashion sense. You don’t waste time coloring all the white spaces, or even using your arms. Your buttons are just for show and your work is no longer manual. Rather, your new purpose is the sacred and vibrant task of shedding all your multi-dimensional junk and focusing on the meaning of 42 until you ascend. Once your nose turns blue and you only talk out of the side of your mouth, you are finally done. (Publishers Note: The Incline Theory has not been peer reviewed).

---